Oh My Gawd! I Farted!

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travelerontheedge17:

queeringfeministreality:

vastderp:

goddamn look at that control

WHATHEFUCK

I just spent the last 10 min staring at this

I want to make love to that woman.

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travelerontheedge17:

queeringfeministreality:

vastderp:

goddamn look at that control

WHATHEFUCK

I just spent the last 10 min staring at this

I want to make love to that woman.

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

jontronshat:

wentdog:

The ’50s were fucked up man.

*tries this at next house party*

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jontronshat:

wentdog:

The ’50s were fucked up man.

*tries this at next house party*

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aka14kgold:

islamic-art-and-quotes:

The FBI caught a terrorist last week, but since he is not Muslim, you probably didn’t hear about it on the news.

Talbot is a white, radical right-wing conservative who was arrested by the FBI on charges of “attempted interference with commerce by robbery, solicitation to commit a crime of violence and possession of an explosive material.”


…
His plan was to rob banks to fund his revolution, and then also blow up mosques.

[Source]

Well, since the ‘blowing up mosques’ part is more or less on the CIA’s agenda, you can see why the FBI wouldn’t want to call him a terrorist…

I thought that was the new Dr. Who at first glance.

Reblogged from nothing-l3ft-to-say

aka14kgold:

islamic-art-and-quotes:

The FBI caught a terrorist last week, but since he is not Muslim, you probably didn’t hear about it on the news.

Talbot is a white, radical right-wing conservative who was arrested by the FBI on charges of “attempted interference with commerce by robbery, solicitation to commit a crime of violence and possession of an explosive material.”

His plan was to rob banks to fund his revolution, and then also blow up mosques.

[Source]

Well, since the ‘blowing up mosques’ part is more or less on the CIA’s agenda, you can see why the FBI wouldn’t want to call him a terrorist…

I thought that was the new Dr. Who at first glance.

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wrasslormonkey:

JUST F[PG]ING BUY IT ALREADY (by @WrasslorMonkey)

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wrasslormonkey:

JUST F[PG]ING BUY IT ALREADY (by @WrasslorMonkey)

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ohitsjustkim:

esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

pizza spelt its own name wrong

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nosdrinker:

we’re gonna be weird adults

I already am.

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funnyordie:

17 GIFs of Dogs Walking Around Like They’re People

These hind legs were made for walking … and the occasional merengue.

Reblogged from nothing-l3ft-to-say

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renacat:

I need this poster

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renacat:

I need this poster

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